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Whether you want direction while staying in control, or need to hand off the whole operation — it starts here. Book a session, request an audit, or reach out and we'll figure out the right entry point.

AI-Powered Site Audits

HONEST
PRICING.
REAL
FINDINGS.

AI SCANS IT.
WE FILTER THE NOISE.
YOU GET A CLEAR ANSWER.

These are AI-assisted website audits. We use AI tools to scan, analyze, and surface what's actually holding your site back — then we filter the noise, organize the findings, and give you a clear picture of what to fix and in what order.

They're priced lower than traditional agency audits because we're not pretending otherwise. AI does the heavy lifting. We provide the curation, the judgment, and the straight answer. No implementation is included in any of these packages. These are review and recommendation products. If you want help acting on the findings, that's a separate conversation.

01

QUICK
AI CHECK

A fast, low-cost reality check on what's obviously wrong or holding your site back. Good for early-stage sites or anyone who wants a clear read before committing to a full audit.

AI-assisted site scan — technical, SEO basics, and UX signals
Top 5–7 issues surfaced and explained in plain language
Priority order — what to fix first
Short written summary, delivered within 48–72 hours

For: early-stage sites, quick gut checks, people not ready for a full audit yet

Best Value

02

FULL AI AUDIT
& ROADMAP

The main offer. A complete AI-powered review of your site — technical issues, SEO basics, speed, mobile, UX friction, and structural problems — organized into a prioritized roadmap you can actually act on.

Full AI-assisted site review — technical, SEO, speed, mobile, crawl
UX / clarity / conversion friction identified
Structural and copy issues flagged
Findings grouped and prioritized: fix first, fix later, can wait
Written roadmap in plain language, delivered within 72 hours

For: established sites, businesses looking to grow, anyone who wants the full picture before spending more

03

AI AUDIT +
STRATEGY CALL

Everything in the full audit, plus a walkthrough call. For people who want help understanding what the findings actually mean — and want to talk through what to do about it before deciding what to spend money fixing.

Everything in the Full AI Audit & Roadmap
45-min strategy call — walk through the findings together
Help deciding what's worth fixing, what can wait, what to skip
Post-call summary with agreed next moves sent same day

For: people who want to understand the audit, not just receive it — and want a straight answer on what to actually do next

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None of these packages include implementation. They are audit, review, and recommendation products. If you want help acting on the findings — whether that means us guiding you through it or handling execution on the full service path — that's a separate conversation. Start here, understand what needs to change, then decide how much support makes sense.

The Obvious Question

WHY NOT
JUST DO IT
YOURSELF?

Fair question. You can. AI tools are accessible and some of them are actually pretty good. Running a quick check on your own site is a real option now.

But access to AI tools isn't the hard part anymore. The hard part is knowing which ones give useful output for site audits, running multiple tools instead of one, sorting through 40 findings to figure out which three actually matter, knowing whether a flagged issue is serious or just noise for your type of site, and translating a pile of technical output into something you can actually act on in the right order.

You're not paying us because AI is hard to access. You're paying us because you don't want to spend hours comparing tools, second-guessing outputs, and trying to figure out what to fix first.

We run multiple tools — not one
We filter bad, irrelevant, and generic output
We apply business judgment to what the tools surface
We prioritize based on your situation, not a generic checklist
You get a clear answer — not a data dump

We use AI to move faster. You hire us for the judgment.

Consulting

Before you spend more money

NOT SURE
WHAT THE
NEXT MOVE IS?

This is where you figure that out.

You're not paying for answers you could find online. You're paying for someone to look at your actual situation and tell you what they see — without an agenda, without upselling you on a bigger package, and without sugarcoating what isn't working.

Useful if you feel stuck. Useful if you're overwhelmed by options. Useful if you're trying to decide between doing it yourself, getting an audit, or handing things off entirely. Useful if you just need someone to tell you the truth about where you're at.

Not a course. Not therapy. Not a fake strategy call.
A real working session with actual output.

01

DIAGNOSTIC
SESSION

For people who feel stuck, uncertain, or need a second set of eyes before making a move. One session. Clear output.

60–75 minute 1-on-1 session
We review your situation — brand, site, project, business direction, or whatever's holding you up
We identify what matters, what's noise, and what to focus on first
Clear next steps — written, not vague
Short recap sent after the session

Best for momentum

02

3-SESSION
DIRECTION PACK

For people who need more than one conversation. Three sessions over a few weeks to get clear on where you're headed, what you're building toward, and how you're going to get there.

SESSION 1 Clarify the situation and goals. What are you actually working with, and what are you trying to build?
SESSION 2 Identify priorities and positioning. What's the lane? What's the plan? What's the order of operations?
SESSION 3 Review progress, adjust what isn't working, and lock in the next move forward.

Three 60-minute sessions over 2–4 weeks
Written recap after each session
A clearer plan, fewer wasted moves, and a real path forward

Custom & Ongoing

NEED SOMETHING DIFFERENT?

Some situations call for consistent support over time rather than a fixed number of sessions — direction as things develop, not a one-time conversation. If that's where you're at, reach out and tell us what you're working with. We'll figure out what makes sense.

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